if i show up to my history class tmrw i deserve to like be paid or acknowledged on a loudspeaker somewhere or be in a commercial or buy myself a house or be on a billboard or buy myself oreos 

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no omgg i literally have no 1 to talk to about this so im overflowing and now youve seen him so we can talk about his hotness. ur like making my love 4 him stronger it’s gonna suck when i NEVER SEE HIM AGANI

U R GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT EMILY

5 hours ago with 0 notes

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no cuz we r hangin out

ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE 

5 hours ago with 0 notes

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agentmolder:

every time i look t this i cant think of what it reminds me of and now i know. zoolander

EMILLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY????????????

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emily has a crush and its so exciting (for me) should i b worried that i get all happy n excited n nervous when my FRIENDS get CRUSHES??????? i feel like she wants me 2 calm down but its SO CUTE!!!!!!!!! AND HES CUTE!!!!! AND SHES CUTE!!!!! CUTE!!!!!!

8 hours ago with 4 notes

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